[Parody] Video | Introducing Timber: the Only Dating App for Trees
It's time for your trees to fall... in love.
Introducing Timber: the only dating app designed specifically for trees.
At Leaf & Limb, we are always looking for new ways to properly care for your trees.
That is why we partnered with Jack Lümbér to create the first online dating app designed specifically for trees.
Trees may need water, sun, and healthy soil, but the one thing they need MOST is love.
We know it's not always easy to find the right tree. Timber is our solution to ensure that your tree can branch out and meet someone new.
Once they have signed up for the app, your trees can:
- browse a forest of native trees, all searching for the one,
- communicate using our mycorrhizal messenger,
- send photosynthetic selfies,
- and when the time is right, they can exchange pollen using our discrete pollinator service for pollination right in your own home.
We know it's sappy, but we care for trees and want to be sure they get all of the love they need. So spruce up your tree and get on Timber.
